Me at age 24: Friend who is possibly still in college or not in the working world yet while I have a career-type job texts me at 11:30. The ding wakes me up and I think, oh you!
Me at age 30: Anyone sends a Words with Friends play to me at 10:01. I say, “What does this a-hole think I do? I’ve been in bed for 30 minutes already! Geez, people today.”